So, I received this little ditty in an e-mail and thought you all would be interested.
I know, some people freeze during tests, but this one is very easy.
Not one math problem involved.
Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom. (you may not need paper, there are only 9 questions)
(comments are mine)
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black, blue, chartreuse , or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white ?
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (this does not mean the person you are having sex with, but a person of the same gender) - sheesh, this is getting
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish .
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
1. If you choose:
Red : You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black : You are a very negative ass person and need an attitude adjustment. (Seriously, who the fark picks black as a favorite color? That is just dark.......... damn. )
Blue : You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. You are a serious brown noser and are constantly seeking attention and recognition.
Chartreuse: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. (and you do need to come out of the closet)
Yellow : You are a sick, twisted but very happy person and have a serious mean streak. Your family secretly wants you to seek therapy.
2. If you're initial is:
A-K : You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. Some, however, are totally shallow and should be ended immediately.
L-T : You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
U-Z : Your parents were sadists that wanted to saddle their kid with a name like Zeus; to be taunted and tortured daily by normal folks from group L-T. Your future love life looks bleak.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. This may ruin the perfectly good relationship that you already have. Choose wisely.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will be granted seven years of horrible relationships, starting immediately. In fact, the next person you speak too will ream you a new one....... for no good reason at all. (Damn, glad I am not you right now)
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. The bad news, you may have to wait until your next life.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing f or you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. You are definitely not a risk taker and obviously, a little racist.
5. This person is your best friend. Or maybe the last person you saw or spoke to. Perhaps, it is your partner or child. Really, it could be anyone.
Disregard this question.
6. This is how many friends you will have in your lifetime. This does not include friends that are now enemies, childhood friends that you never knew what their last name was and/or work aquaintences (everyone knows they are not really your friends and talk behind your back at every opportunity, especially about your work attire and breath.)
7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a chickensh*t. Who would choose spending 10 hours driving when you could be there already?
8. If you chose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. You've never seen the movie "Jaws" and are quite the daredevil.
9. If you made a wish:
Are you kidding?
Did you think that at the end they were going to say 'if you send this to 27 of your closest friends in the next 2.4 seconds, your wish will come true'?
Really? I guess I can call the wish fairy and see if she can stop by. Or maybe, my fairy godmother can help.
Good luck with that................
*disclaimer - this is not the actual email that I received. It has been altered and is in no way accurate, true or scientific in any way, shape or form. No doctors or scientists, of any kind, have been consulted for this test. There has been no intention to discriminate or otherwise disparage any group, religion, gender, creed or person, known or unknown. Have a nice farking day!