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This post may include PG-13 material and or photos of naked buttocks and/or the suggestion of genitarea.
The headline reads: Skier Suffers "Exposure"
It appears that a 48 year old, male skier was left pantless and dangling from a ski lift in Vail, Colorado today.
Apparently, some "cock"amamie story about the folding seat malfunctioning and the man fell through, his ski was thrust into the chairlift mechanism and jammed.
The man was left dangling (in more ways than one, if you know what I mean) for more than 15 minutes. (The other skiers were kind enough to document the incident for our
enjoyment information and/or possible litigation evidence)
The lodge personnel withdrew and disentangled all ..... without injury to the man (although, in my book, total em"bare"r"ass"ment counts as injury).
Another reason not to ski.
I'll bet the resort's emergency personnel don't see much of that out on the mountain.
Broken bones, yes.
Frozen popsicle, not so much.
And I thought my day was bad. I think dangling naked,by one foot, in 20 degree weather, is the winner of the "I had a bad day contest".
And how was your day???
-information & photo source: the Smoking Gun