Blingity bling

Just a little note to thank Sheri from Chrouser Chronicles for this nice little award. Always nice to be recognized by your comrades.

Thank goodness I am not a male. It might give some guys nightmares with that measuring tape and all.





Of course, as with all blogger awards, there are rules that have to be followed (if I really feel like it)

Rule 1 - Say a nice thing to a man in your life.

Rule 2 - List at least 6 ways you measure success in your life.

Rule 3 - Assign 5 other worthy blogs


#1 - I told my imaginary friend, Keanu Reeves, that I think he is really hot and to stop by for some possible sexual favors. I think it might really happen this time.
Now, how do I get rid of the spouse??

# 2 - Six ways to measure success in your life - hmmmm, that one is a little more difficult.

I consider it a success if:

• I wake up every morning able to get out of bed and get to work before 10 am.

• I am able to eat less than my body weight in food on a daily basis.

• I have at least one actual e-mail in my box instead of 17,000 Viagra ads.

• I have money in my bank account at the end of the month and don't have to pay a service charge.

• My son is not calling me from the police station. (not that it has ever happened yet)

# 3 - I am too busy (and by busy, I mean lazy) to do the other linky thing. I say, you all measure up. (Otherwise, I would not be wasting my time stalking you. So, if you think you truly measure up or even if you don't measure up but just want some more blingity bling for your bloggety blog, this award is up for grabs for the first five commenters who claim it (and anyone else who really wants to have it, bribes are always good).

And just a side note: You should go to Sheri's (here) and read her perfectly sane and sweet answers to see how it is really done.

Ciao!