*** UPDATE ***
I AM A FINALIST AND NEED ALL MY PEEPS TO GO VOTE FOR ME. PLEASE!!!
YOU CAN VOTE UNTIL TOMORROW.
I AM A FINALIST AND NEED ALL MY PEEPS TO GO VOTE FOR ME. PLEASE!!!
YOU CAN VOTE UNTIL TOMORROW.
go here http://blokthoughtsnmore.blogspot.com/ and vote for binks (look at the poll in the upper right corner)
Don't ask questions, Don't pass go just Go and Vote.
Thanks bunches!
Don't ask questions, Don't pass go just Go and Vote.
Thanks bunches!
I was so excited to hear that Shelle at Blok Thoughts was hosting her Don't you hate it contest again. I knew it was coming up and didn't prepare, so now I am rushing to get it posted and entered. You could win a totally cool homemade purse. Go check it out and play along. If you're not playing, go cast a vote.
Of course, I would expect that vote to be for me.
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**Warning - This post may be a little PG-13**
Don't you hate it when you are having a party and running around like crazy getting things ready.
Of course, you are running late and your husband has disappeared and is no help at all.
It is 20 minutes until your guests arrive and you jump in the shower to start getting ready.
When you're done, you notice there are no clean towels in the linen closet but notice your husband left you a nice folded towel on the counter.
You grab the towel and whip it around your body, only to realize, that your husband spent the last few hours in the bathroom shaving his entire body (including the nether regions) and he left all the hair remnants folded nicely in the towel.
Now, your entire body is covered with man fur and pubes, you feel like you've been tarred and feathered and then the doorbell rings .
I hate when that happens.
(this post has been courtesy of the further adventures of Leather Clam and her bald Captain)
EEEWWWW. I feel itchy just reading it! Those damn men. (smile)
ReplyDeletelol...that is NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, I can truthfully say that is one of the few things that hasn't ever happened to me (Thank you God) but I can see that it would not be fun!
ReplyDeleteLOL, ok, that is funny. STopping by from BlokThoughts. Good Luck!
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for the next sequence of events...
ReplyDeleteDon't you hate it when you have man fur and pubes all over, you drop the towel and have to run naked to the linen closet for a clean towel only to realize one of your guests has arrived early and mistakes you for a gorilla.
Yes Yes Yes I hate it when that happens! oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooieeeeeeeeeeee
ReplyDeleteI love that! lol
ReplyDelete@ Susan & Emily - what do you expect? I have been known for much grosser stuff. That was tame!
ReplyDelete@ Jess - rofl - that would've been funny too.
@ Webber & Cat - we need to liquor LC up and get her to share more fun stories of the Bald Captain. What about Sunday?
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!! OMGawd i am dyin here...to funny
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahaha!!! OH BINKS! You have totally outdone yourself...TOTALLY! That was so funny and disgusting I'm laughing and dry heaving at the same time!
ReplyDeleteThat was good...that was real good! :)
via e-mail from KL aka Leather Clam:
ReplyDelete"OMG! That's my life living with chubakabra."
Oh. My. GOSH.!!! I don't think I have to read any other entries, that is GROSS!!!!!!!! LOLOL
ReplyDeleteOh husbands! You gotta love them for some reason... That story is great!!! I am totally laughing.
ReplyDeleteLike Jess, I thought that one of your guests would have arrived.
Jessica
www.MomShots.com
SHUT UP! Tell me that did NOT happen. I am totally grossed out. Totally.
ReplyDeleteOh! My! Gosh! I would freak. It begs the question, though, why was your husband shaving his pubes? Is he trying to go Brazilian?!
ReplyDeleteHeh heh . That is SO damn funny.
ReplyDeleteI'm just LMAO here. ha!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have that exact same towel, minus the pubes, and I have left it out on occasion. Sorry to say though that nobody has wrapped themselves in it.
ReplyDeleteHey BINKS...you are in the FINALs...get your post up and get people VOTING for you PRONTO!!!
ReplyDeleteOK..OK.. So now I can add "can't fucking ever even become a DYHIW finalist" to my list of why I need to get a new life. But if I can't win, I'm gonna make sure YOU do. Just voted!!! You're in the lead so far!!! I'll be watchin'!
ReplyDeleteOK, new post just up for you. Total dedication and loyalty babe. Good luck. Not that I have much of a following... but what the hell!
ReplyDeleteYou're gonna have to suck up to me if you want MY vote.... ;) [that means stop by and say "Hi" at the least.
ReplyDeleteIma gonna vote early and often. :)
ReplyDeleteHey you! Here's my email you were asking for - connecticut.aly@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteOMG! Ask me why I am looking for a husband again??? Yuck!
ReplyDeleteSista, you rock! Love you!
Hi Shelle!!! :-)
Yes, I hate it when that happens! So funny!!
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