ABCs of stealing

Well, this is not really a textbook on thievery so if you're looking for clues on how to five finger discount anything but memes from other people's blogs, you are barking up the wrong tree.

But this was cute and everyone on my blog roll is doing it, so why not join the party?

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A is for age: Your kidding right? And at the very beginning? My brain says that I am 25. My body says I am 60. Real Age says that I am 80. You do the math and let me know.


B is for burger of choice: Chili's cheeseburger with extra pickle.


C is for the car I drive: 2006 Toyota Camry or 1999 Ford Explorer deathmobile (Salty's car) rarely 2007 Vespa - it scares the crap out of me because cars don't pay attention. People are too busy texting or tweeting or talking and driving . (who me?)


D is for your dog's name: The first and last : Honey (she was a hand me down from my niece who went to college. Lets just say my brother is not an animal person.) I do not miss the dog walking.


E is for essential item you use every day: I am going with JJBB for this one. Cause of great concern because the men in my house leave 1 square on the roll with nary a replenishment roll in sight. Gotta be on my toes at all times.


F is for favorite TV show at the moment: LOST *sigh* and so missing it.


G is for favorite game: Mistress of the night. Oh wait, is that TMI? Those in my RL know the truth.


H is for home state: Florida where hot is hot and and sand sticks to your sweat.


K is for instruments you play: The piano. If you can say the 2 finger plinking is playing. I am surprised no one mentioned a certain flute.


J is for favorite juice: Pineapple with coconut rum.(ok - I swiped that from Jill but I drink Hypnotiq with mine)


K is for whose bum you'd like to kick: My son's - just in general so that he will wake up.


L is for last restaurant at which you ate: Lunch yesterday - Lefty's chicken philly.


M is for your favorite Muppet: Animal - he is a crazy mofo (again, who made this thing up? you couldn't find anything more interesting for M than a Muppet? When was the last time you heard about a muppet? I bet the 18 yo would be stumped.)


N is for number of piercings: 4 - left ear one, right ear three (I met some girl in Europe who had her whole ear pierced all the way up and thought it looked cool, when I got to the 3rd piercing the pain was so intense, I abandoned the idea)


O is for overnight hospital stays: kidney stone, giant baby birth, appendix, (and what is with all the appendix ops? )


P is for people you were with today: Studly (the guy I sleep with)


Q is for what you do with your quiet time: Blog, watch TV and read (but not necessarily in that order)


R is for biggest regret: Wasting time on my baby daddy. Can anyone say LOSER?


S is for status: Married finally. (bye bye single motherhood and celibacy- kiss my lily white behind)


T is for time you woke up today: 9 or 9:30 - I am really not a morning person the better question would be what time you went to bed.


U is for what you consider unique about yourself:


V is for vegetable you love: Green beans cooked the Binks way.

W is for worst habit: OCD hair pulling disease. Procrastination. Tardiness

X is for x-rays you've had: shoulder, ankle, coccyx (when I fell down the stairs) titmashers. (this is October, breast cancer awareness month and no one on here has mentioned mammograms. WTF?)

Y is for yummy food you ate today: nothing yet, but I intend to overeat with zeal, as usual

Z is for zodiac: Aquarius (are we still in the age of Aquarius? Now do the math with that and the A answer and get my true age. Any takers?)

Now, I am trying to write that scary story, to win the spook-o-rama contest over at Art-n-Sewl so I will see ya later.