conversation between co-worker (Babs) and her husband:
Babs: Hi, what's wrong?
Husband: You know that I love you and would do anything for you, right?
Babs: Yes, what happened?
Husband: I just have one favor to ask.
Babs: Sure, what is it?
Husband: Could you remove the panty shield from the panties before I do laundry.
Babs: (laughing hysterically)
I was cracking up. I am NOT making this up, people.
..... and this is why I do my own laundry!
Close Encounters of the Caymanian Kind
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